try being on the otherside of these problems…dating that girl
The price of having huge jugs.
(Source: cindye27)
THEN RAISE THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KIDS!
AND GIVE YOU ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU’D EVER FUCKING NEED.
AND PAY THE HELL OUT OF THAT FUCKING MORTGAGE.
AND THEN WHEN THE GUTTERS ARE CLOGGED I’LL GET UP THAT FUCKING LADDER AND CLEAN THAT SHIT UP WHILE YOU STAND BY THE KITCHEN WINDOW COMICALLY JUDGING MY WORK.
AND THEN WE CAN VACUUM THE FUCK OUT OF OUR CARPET SO HARD THAT WE’LL HAVE TO GET A NEW ONE.
WE’LL WASH OUR CLOTHES SO GODDAMN FUCKING HARD. FORGET NO RINSE, WE’LL USE HIGH FUCKING SPEED.
BUY A FUCKING MINIVAN TO STUFF OUR BEAUTIFUL FUCKING BABIES INTO IT AND DRIVE THE FUCK OUT OF IT.
THEN WE CAN GO SOME FUCKING PARENT-TEACHER MEETINGS AND MEET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KID’S TEACHER. THEN JUDGE THE SHIT OF HER IN THE CAR.
AND WE CAN THEN PILE ALL THE CHILDREN IN THE FUCKING MINIVAN AND GO TO THE STORE AND SHOP FOR GROCERIES SO HARD THAT WE ACTUALLY HAVE TO MAKE MORE THAN TWO TRIPS TO GET ALL THAT SHIT INSIDE THE HOUSE.
AND THEN COOK THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KITCHEN UNTIL WE HAVE NO FOOD LEFT AND WE FEAST ON THAT SHIT FOR FUCKING DAYS.
I WILL EAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR HOMEMADE COOKIES.
THEN WASH THE SHIT OUT ON THE DISHES TOGETHER UNTIL OUR ENTIRE HANDS GET FUCKING PRUNEY.
WE’LL WATCH OUR KIDS FUCKING GRADUATE AND MOTHER FUCKING TEAR UP LIKE THE BADASS BOSSES WE FUCKING ARE.
WE WILL GROW SO DAMN OLD TOGETHER, WE WILL LOOK LIKE FUCKING RAISINS.
I WILL FUCKING TELL YOU EVERY SINGLE SECOND HOW MUCH I FUCKING LOVE YOU.
HOLDING EACH OTHER’S FUCKING HANDS SO HARD THAT WE SHIT OUR SELVES.
UNTIL WE DIE AND ROT AS MOTHERFUCKING CORPSES TOGETHER.
TIL DEATH DO US FUCKIN PART.
HAPPILY EVER FUCKING AFTER.
Someone please love me this much
omg.
omgggg air?
(Source: weasleycansaveanything)
#MARY POPPINS IS A TIME LORD.
If there was ever a female Doctor, Mary was it.
Head canon, idgaf, fight me.
seriously. she had the bag that was bigger on the inside and everything.
Bowties are cool, huh Mary?
OH MY F**KING GOD.
#been saying this for years #issues with authority. cheeky. sweeps children away on nonsensical adventures. is sometimes a dick. has sociopathic tendencies. is delightful. sounds like the doctor to me
Okay, so Julie Andrews for Twelfth Doctor, y/y?
I wear a daisy hat now… daisy hats are cool
How have we never blogged this before!?!
It’s astounding
Time is fleeting
Madness takes its toll
But listen closely
Not for very much longer
I’ve got to keep control
I remember
Doing the Time Warp
Drinking those moments when
The blackness would hit me
And the void would be calling
Let’s do the time warp again
Let’s do the time warp again
It’s just a jump to the left
And then a step to the riiight
With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tiiight
But it’s the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insaaane
Let’s do the time warp again
Let’s do the time warp again
It’s so dreamy
Oh fantasy free me
So you can’t see me
No not at all
In another dimension
With voyeuristic intention
Well-secluded, I see all
With a bit of a mind flip
You’re into the time slip
And nothing can ever be the same
You’re spaced out on sensation
Like you’re under sedation
Let’s do the time warp again
Let’s do the time warp again
Well, I was walking down the street
Just having a think
When a snake of a guy
Gave me an evil wink
Well it shook me up
It took me by surprise
He had a pick-up truck
And the devil’s eyes
He stared at me
And I felt a change
Time meant nothing
Never would again
Let’s do the time warp again
Let’s do the time warp again
It’s just a jump to the left
And then a step to the riiight
With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tiiight
But it’s the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insaaane
Let’s do the time warp again
Let’s do the time warp again
~** inspired by **~
~** daftwithoneshoe **~
Maurice Sendak on e-books.
This is the greatest interview I have ever watched.
“Fuck them”? Fuck you. It’s a bit different with ilustrated books, but I’m sick of this attitude regarding e-books in general.
My mother was buying books in the middle of war while others were buying rice and beans and only using books to light a fire to cook those beans on. We have a lot of books. Not half of it could fit into my parents’ apartment, so our weekend home is pretty much an improvised crypt for our book rejects. Mom’s also a librarian. Even with all these books in her life, she still has an ever-growing list of books she’s been hunting down for years. I’m pretty sure she’ll die before finding a third of them. And she could, if only she got off her high horse and gave e-books a chance.
I’m also a lit. major. I’ve seen my share of elitist, book fetishizing assholes. I think this book fetish is one of the most pathetic and to actual literature detrimental things. Instead of focusing on what’s actually worthy about literature, they fixate on this particular vessel literature can use to reach you. I couldn’t give less fucks if I read ‘Epic of Gilgamesh’ through a paper book, or through an e-book, or on fucking clay tablets. I know that I wouldn’t have read half the book I did (and, hey, I wouldn’t be reading one of the books I’m reading right now) were it not for e-books. Not all of us have the access and money to buy all the books we’d like to read. It is of essential value that e-books are encouraged because they are very needed. And they’re the only chance a lot of people have to read a lot of books that should be read (whether it’s because the reader is too poor to get the book, or because the book itself isn’t popular enough to even be printed or sold).
These “real book” purist assholes can go fuck themselves, because I’m getting really sick of them feeling all superior while not knowing what the fuck they’re talking about.
And, you know what Maurice? I never actually read any of your books. And that’s because, by the time I discovered e-books, I was too old to be interested in them.
(Source: season-of-m-i-s-t-s)
my mom’s argument against piracy is “well what if you wrote a book and one person bought it and then hundreds of people got to read it for free and you didn’t make any money!”
MOTHER YOU HAVE JUST DESCRIBED
LIBRARIES
